February 2012
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going to eat lunch alone at an indian buffet, fuck with me
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favoritepanties:
shingles awareness day
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“usually an over-sized, fairytale-baroque building in a mall parking lot where high school kids go for a fancy meal.”
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i explained the cheesecake factory to a foreigner today.
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i’m telling you air hogs are not for kids
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Our father in heaven hallowed be your name and lead us not into temptation such as wearing an orange bucket hat and smoking menthols forgive me.
“Anyone know any good NGOs in Latin America (preferably Brazil or Peru)?”
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let’s get emotional
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when you mean to type “online sudoku” but type “online sudoky” instead
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January 2012
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dream from a short afternoon nap
January 27, 2012
In my dream I was a blond boy! I was with my mother and she wasn’t paying much attention to me. She was busy with her work as the president of the WQBR, which I assumed was a radio station. I followed her one night when she was going to work. She ended up at a mall and went up a few escalators to an incongruously placed bar. I wasn’t worried that she would be mad at me for...
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every movie should have orange juice
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